Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

wonkerjawed

lopsided, crooked, misaligned

You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.

by Christin C April 28, 2008

sleepy winkers

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.

Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.

by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011

Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015