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Wobby Gurgle 

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.
The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

Wobby's World 

Located in the state of Victorian, Australia, Wobby's World was a little kiddie's theme-park hangover from the 80's. Was run, until recently, with complete disregard for health and safety regulations: the rides were never oiled, many were structurally unsound such as the best ride there which resembled a Hills Hoist washing line, and the workers there seemed as if they either never slept, were hung-over or stoned.
The last two options were definitely more likely.
Child: Hey mum can we go to Wobby's World this Saturday?
Mum: No Claire... never again... not after Little Timmy died there last summer...
Wobby's World by Mr. Wobby October 11, 2007

Wobby the Bear 

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.
do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!
Somethign a girls ass does, or something you do/say repeatedly in Ms.Wright's English class.
"The Bitch was AKDing me so I made that ass Wobby Woo
wobby woo by Yung Vince September 25, 2014

Wobby Gurgle 

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute
My balls are large, like wobby gurgle

Wobby Blue 

An enormous person usually called a beach whale who's breasts are double d sized
Hey you mama is a wobby blue!