Someone who refuses to hold a steady job for longer than 3 months at a time in an effort to dodge paying child support. Contact with children is usually irregular and would rather be partying than spend time with their kids. Often called a wimperling due to their spineless additude towards work.
Little boy: Mom, my dad quit his job again.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!
Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.
Mom: Why?!?!
Little boy: He said because of extreme circumstances.
Mom: Oh "extreme circumstances" huh.
Little boy: yep...
Mom: your daddy is a damn wipperling!
Girl 1: Casey quit his job again...
Girl 2: That boy aint nothing but a fuckin' wipperling, doesn't want to pay to support his kids! Prick aint nothing but a sperm donor and needs to give up his rights.
by Will Barton February 5, 2010
Get the wipperling mug.Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
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The feeling that follows the sudden obliteration of expectation. Typically occurs when you've received news that the life you expected to live in the future is no longer possible. It is a negative feeling when the change feels like a loss, not a gain. It could be caused by a permanent illness or loss of ability. It could be a drastic change in your circumstances, possessions, or expectation of safety. It can be personal or collective. A disorientation like being caught in a wuthering wind.
Source: Youtube vlogbrothers "The Sudden Obliteration of Expectation"
Source: Youtube vlogbrothers "The Sudden Obliteration of Expectation"
"From the moment I realised this paralysis was permanent, I've been overwhelmed with wuthering. Nothing is ever going to be the same again, and I still can't imagine my future."
Also, the time period where this feeling dominates. "Her whole family died in a car accident when she was eight, and so she entered a time of wuthering."
Also, the time period where this feeling dominates. "Her whole family died in a car accident when she was eight, and so she entered a time of wuthering."
by eltimbalino March 26, 2020
Get the wuthering mug.Also a very good song by Kate Bush. Reached number one in the charts for a month in 1978. Kate's screeching and wailing was what made the song so good and original =-)
by CalmG April 9, 2004
Get the wuthering heights mug.Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.
When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
by TedJeffries February 1, 2018
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2: A brilliant song released by Kate Bush.
But less commonly known as the cockney rhyming slang (a British but specifically London language originally created by prisoners as a way to talk without theyre messeges being interpreted by the prison officers or the filth/the old bill) used to describe tights/pantyhose
....allthough if you are living in a country that describes tights as pantyhose then this rhyming slang will not make sense due to the fact that it does not rhyme....rendering this entire description pointless...but who cares, I hate the bloody yanks anyway.
2: A brilliant song released by Kate Bush.
But less commonly known as the cockney rhyming slang (a British but specifically London language originally created by prisoners as a way to talk without theyre messeges being interpreted by the prison officers or the filth/the old bill) used to describe tights/pantyhose
....allthough if you are living in a country that describes tights as pantyhose then this rhyming slang will not make sense due to the fact that it does not rhyme....rendering this entire description pointless...but who cares, I hate the bloody yanks anyway.
by That Emily Bird May 19, 2008
Get the wuthering heights mug."witherington" can often mean popular to some people, but mostly the word just means out of the ordinary and differant. "a witherington" walks funny at all times, usually has an obsession with drinking and sleeping. usually always up for going out and getting indecently smashed. loves to sit in its own piss. usually ends a night with a crazy fast and a smile on there face. to know a witherington means you have that bit extra of fun in your life.
by jord1234 September 15, 2009
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