with all due respect 

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

with all due respect by mum61e February 12, 2012

With all due respect 

The only time you would use this little phrase is when you are going to insult someone to the point of pissing them off. Just because you say it doesn't mean you can say whatever you wish afterwards, and if someone has a comeback to your insult you can't throw it in their face that you said, "With all due respect." You should use this phrase wisely, you might piss your girlfriend off with it! :-)

Anthony-"With all due respect, you three look gay..."

Kylie-"Don't even get us started on you!"

Anthony-"I SAID WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, that means i can say what ever i want and you can't get mad or offended. you 3 look like tools!"

Kylie- "And just because you said, "with all due respect" it doesn't mean you can say whatever you want it simply means, CAUTION I'M GOING TO BE AN ASS WITH THIS COMMENT AND I WILL REGRET IT LATER!!"

With all due respect by Boycotting You! October 21, 2008

With All Due Respect 

A phrase that allows the user to be a complete dick without being entirely rude.

Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-

Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES

With All Due Respect by CaptainTerror November 9, 2009

with all due respect 

The phrase is a projection, an analysis, if you will of mental attributes or deficiencies.

Mr. Carpenter, with all due respect, when one uses the phrase "with all due respect", it actually means you consider the person you're talking-to is a moron. With all due respect.

with all due respect by Jimmy The Law December 4, 2013

With all due respect 

A term used by many people all over the world, to make the next few words coming out of their mouth, sound less offensive.

Chad: With all due respect Tom, your mom looks like a permanently aroused gorilla.

Tom: Dude! saying "With all due respect" doesn't mean you can say that!

Chad: I'm sorry man but like, With all due respect, i wouldn't be surprised if she goes to the barber, just to get her Muff trimmed!

Tom: ... :o... how did you know?

With all due respect by S[]D//=\\CER54 November 2, 2009

With all due respect 

A skateboard trick in which one grinds while holding their hat in front of their belly with both of their hands.

Dude, I'm gonna combo a kickflip into a 'with all due respect'.

With all due respect by Diamondminer69er December 4, 2017

With all due respect 

"I'm about to f**king heavily disrespect you"

Intern: With all due respect sir, eat a dick
Boss: ...

With all due respect by elhacka March 4, 2021