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Void Your Warranty

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked
Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!
by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008
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tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
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Warraich

A great myth in the cast system of subcontinent.
The Jutts are most powerfull cast among all other casts.
in the jutts there are so many sub-casts (according to an English writter 'Densil Abestine', there are more than 150 casts in the jutts in subcontinent) and arguably the Warraichs are superior to all the sub-casts of jutts.
They carry a general courtesy, arrogant looks and a debate personality.
Usually they are trustworthy, respected, well behaved and traditional people.
They are also land lords which is the most sparkling part in their personality.
They are strongest as a community in most parts of the Punjab.
-Do u believe in casts ?
Yes, a little bit.
-Ok, what is ur cast ?
well, i'm jutt.
-Thats nice, which Jutt community u belong to ?
Well, we are warraich.
-Oh thats nice, good to see you.
by Chaudhary Ahmad Khan March 31, 2007
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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wikrastinating

I was going to write my essay, but I ended up wikrastinating for five hours then going to bed.
by John F. Spunkle October 20, 2009
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boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
by stacykiller December 4, 2010
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Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
by gymscooter January 7, 2021
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