Wackerman

Dude who is Hella lit. Gets all the bitches. Also known as Mr. Bitches. Probably drinks Miller lites or cold ones with the boys.

"Look at that siiick looming dude over there"

"Yeah that's Wackerman he's tonight af"

by Too2 Short2 January 20, 2023

Wackerman

Siiick af

"Yo that wackerman is so tight"

by Too2 Short2 January 20, 2023

HP Wackerman

A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.

Yeah he's a total HP Wackerman

by Guccinator516 September 1, 2010

WACKERMAN

An unatractive bald man, who touches himself inapropriatly in public. Usually found wearing a flight suit.

"Check out that wackerman over there." "Yeah. He's gay."

by Urbanighter February 24, 2007

wireman

The last name of the sweetest, most caring guy known by anyone. His friends are lucky to be his pal and the girl he chooses will forever be the most lucky girl on the planet. This guy is easy to love and if you fall for him then make sure you have something to land on because trust me you will fall hard. If you have the honor of knowing him you are graced by God. HE will treat you right and will never hurt you even though he may look dangerous and likes to play with dangerous things. but overall he is the best guy ever and you should go in a deep depression if you ever lose him. <3

I'm lucky I know a wireman

I in love with a wireman

by Randomgurl101 June 20, 2011

winkelman

Absurdly large thighs. So big that one has to constantly apply and reapply baby powder before, during, and after any physical activity.

That guy has some winkelmans on him.

Friend: Oh shoot I forgot my ligher!

You: It's all good i'll just take a couple laps around the campsite and get a nice fire going between my winkelmans.

by Charles C. Bass February 3, 2014

winterman

Winterman, Andrew: Man who has the largest nipples known to man. They are bigger than Kevin's, steamier than Pratt's during a snow storm, and hairier than Julian's.

Barry White's voice is as deep as Winterman's nipples are ginormous.

by Anal March 4, 2004