A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
by Dave November 13, 2003
Get the winona ryder mug.A returning character from the comedy show, MadTV. The notorious Argentinian wrestler - self-named "El Asso Wipo" - was infamous for demonstrating how he would break people's backs, "Like so! With my knee!"
"Of course not. El Asso Wipo would not break the back of a baby or the holy back of a priest. But ... anybody else who steps in to the ring with me had better be in desperate need of having his back broken for that is what lies in wait for him! Grown men will weep. Beautiful women will dance naked at my feet! El Asso Wipo will marry Cindy Crawford and barbeque hamburgers with President Bill Clinton. Little American children will buy an Asso Wipo action figure and stay up late on school nights to watch El Asso Wipo interview Tom Hanks on El Asso Wipo Show! All this will come to pass or this country will be a wasteland of broken back invalids!"
- El Asso Wipo, Interviewing for the WWF
- El Asso Wipo, Interviewing for the WWF
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1. verb. When you let your cigarette burn down without ashing it. akin to the cut scene in the film "Girl Interrupted" where Winona's character is smoking and being questioned by a therapist... only to lapse into flashbacks and daydreams... letting her cigarette burn all the way down without noticing it and being asked by the therapist if she takes drugs.
person 1: Damn, you're really Winona Rydering that cigarette!
person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!
*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*
persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!
*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*
persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by silkenskyburningflak August 7, 2010
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by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018
Get the Winona Ryder mug."one of the most celebrated actresses of her generation. Adept at playing characters ranging from depressed, angst-ridden goths to Edith Wharton debutantes, the saucer-eyed, porcelain-skinned Ryder has attained critical respect in addition to widespread popularity" wish I knew her
by Loretta August 20, 2004
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Get the Wiping Noses mug."Publicly, Winona is rather approachable. People describe her as nice, friendly, cooperative, and polite. On the other hand, you can sense that she's a troubled lady. Hazy about her purpose in life, she's sensitive and spiritually confused, which has caused her to suffer bouts of depression and panic attacks.
Still, it's most likely that sensitivity that has made her such a wonderful thespian. Even if she's played characters ranging from cheerleaders and teenage wives to rebellious daughters and feminists, she never chooses roles to advance her career. What makes her so special is the fact that she never works just for a paycheck." askmen.com
Still, it's most likely that sensitivity that has made her such a wonderful thespian. Even if she's played characters ranging from cheerleaders and teenage wives to rebellious daughters and feminists, she never chooses roles to advance her career. What makes her so special is the fact that she never works just for a paycheck." askmen.com
by Samantha April 22, 2005
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