wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

wipe me down

I am clean and on all the time. Fresh. Fly. Tight

Wipe Me Down because I am on.

by Kayla Ones November 20, 2006

wipe it down

To be used when things go extremely well with someone or something, for example, with someone of romantic interest. To wipe him or her down is a very good time indeed.

Stephen: So Travis, are you excited for your hot date?
Travis: Heck yes I am. I'm feeling pretty dang good, I'm totally going to wipe it down.
Stephen: (with an approving nod) That Travis, he's so hot right now.

by Fabiana Fox September 29, 2008

Wipe me down

wipe me down implies that one is “clean,” “fresh,” or otherwise “fly". I mean wipe me down can be like turn me up for me/my attitude/my apparence to be "fly".

Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.

Océane: Look at the cool people in this bitch
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN

by Callmewhateveryouwantfrrr April 12, 2021

wipe her down

Cleaning the semen off of a woman after the man pulls out after intercourse.

wipe her down sex semen intercourse cleaning towel

by John Doe Smokem March 13, 2014

wipe me down

sucking dick OR eating the pussy

I don't want to sex you but you can wipe me down

by im3FLYcuhz March 21, 2010