[winnet]

a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.

this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.


' you fackin winnet '
by dj mick k July 24, 2008
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The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town
I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!
by Melsey76 March 07, 2018
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1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair
1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot
by Monkeyman_00 May 02, 2004
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the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.
I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!
by david sidebotham April 19, 2006
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'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.
'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'
by Ginge-o January 05, 2008
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the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs
by bob2 May 28, 2003
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A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse
by burtonblazer March 19, 2011
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