Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.

Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.

by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009

Windy don

A strange/sus person.

Person 1: "Reinhard is very a windy don."
Person 2:"Yes he is!"

by Wahmen November 24, 2020

windy wolf tits

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

by treeofshit December 5, 2009

Windy Anchor

When an Indy has gone so far with being "whipped", that he is said to be both "whipped" and "anchored" (being anchored is a horrible state that affects approximately 40% of males who find themselves anchored in the friendzone). The combination of the two create a Windy Anchor.
It also sounds close to "wanker" which is hilarious

"We just went shopping together so she could buy underwear to impress her boyfriend"
"Man, you're such a windy anchor!"

by SirReginaldPinderwickel November 16, 2012

Windy City Shitter

Blowjob in a porta-potty

At the Bears game, I got a Windy City Shitter from this drunk chick during tailgating.

by oifredleg March 5, 2011

Windy City Whistle

The act of blowing air into another person’s asshole

Hey baby, flip over and let me give you a Windy City Whistle

by Pharr February 23, 2019

Windy Bitch

Somebody who is scared to get out and face the wind or any inclement weather.

John "Hey I'd like to go outside and play football but the weather is really bad out there"

Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"

by Detroits Dagen December 13, 2010