Winch

The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.

"That guy is totally pulling a winch"

"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"

by hvxd November 16, 2010

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes June 26, 2008

winch

The nickname of the small town in Massachusetts named Winchendon.

Where do you live? I live in the Winch dude!

by Cartman392 February 3, 2008

winch

when one inhales another persons fart gas

i accidently winched in matt's fart gas.

by Dr. Dre February 21, 2003

winch

A creative insult that when you are called this, the offender suggests you look like a witch and you built like a wrench.

You: You built like spongebob’s house
Me: I know this winch not talking

by Joobeany November 6, 2020

Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.

"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"

by sfisk March 27, 2010

winch clegg

that guy who shags your nan

Winch Clegg shagged my nan last night

by lil gmoney June 2, 2020