Winch 

The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.

"That guy is totally pulling a winch"

"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"

Winch by hvxd November 16, 2010

Winch 

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

Winch by LoRes June 26, 2008

winch 

The nickname of the small town in Massachusetts named Winchendon.

Where do you live? I live in the Winch dude!

winch by Cartman392 February 3, 2008

winch 

when one inhales another persons fart gas

i accidently winched in matt's fart gas.

winch by Dr. Dre February 21, 2003

winch 

A creative insult that when you are called this, the offender suggests you look like a witch and you built like a wrench.

You: You built like spongebob’s house
Me: I know this winch not talking

winch by Joobeany November 6, 2020

Winch

Abdominal spasms from heat.

It’s so hot outside, my stomach keeps winching.

Winch by amanofmanyrats April 29, 2026

Winch Monkey 

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.

"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"

Winch Monkey by sfisk March 27, 2010