Winbusted

When your windows phone keeps crashing or you bounce it off the wall,because no apps

I was winbusted again today because there was no app available for my windows phone but it is available on OTHER platforms

by JIRELAND April 21, 2017

Wumbus

A four-sided triangle. Also impossible to draw.

When my Algebra 2 teacher said that there is no such thing as a four-sided triangle I simply drew him a wumbus.

by freebirdthemonk January 26, 2011

wumbus

a person who never understands the person he or she is talking to and always goes off topic

"hey John, can you roll up the mat?"
"so the other day I was walking in the park and-"
"jesus christ, you're such a wumbus"

by wunglehumber March 15, 2022

Wambus

Oh cmon, you know… it’s that thing where you’re just totally being a wambus.

Aaron from Arizona is kind of a textbook wambus. Like a total wambus all the time. 100% pure Colombian wambus. And that’s cool.

by ElDefiner069 March 5, 2023

Wombus

when a woman has a rhombus shaped womb, implying she's a dysfunctional slut

Man, I plowed that girl last night, definitely had a wombus

by Rhina March 8, 2016

Wombus

An extremely large or fat person that makes you feel jolly because they dont realize. they think they have friends in most cases, and sometimes do, as they are so very friendly. people dont like being mean to them.

Santa Clause.

OR

girl: ewwww andy just said he likes me

best friend: uh why do you talk to him? Wombus.. seriously. he is.

girl: well yeah.. but hes so nice. i like texting him:)

best friend: okay sounds like a plan, he makes me feel jolly.

by heheimabitch September 10, 2010

wimpus

any unknown object, piece of junk, or obscure sign.

dude, what's that?
a wimpus.
a what???
a wimpus.
what's that?
a wimpus, you wuss.

by bob p August 30, 2008