wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

by OneBetter May 27, 2006

wilfork

a slang term used to describe poking someone in the eye(s)

Inspired by Vince Wilfork (#75) defensive tackle for the New England Patriots during the last game of the 07/08 season against the Giants

If you don't stop hitting me I'm going to wilfork you!

Ahhh, I can't see I was just wilforked.

by Kristin and Meghan January 13, 2008

Wilford Warfstashe

A persona of markiplier...(is murderous)

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe

by Katirina rain October 25, 2016

Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Luke wilner

Luke wilner is a awesome person. And a trustworthy friend. If you have a Luke in your life you better keep him.

Person: hey Luke wilner can I tell u a secret

Luke: ya I won't tell anyone

by Qqqqqrreesfvvvbklljhg March 1, 2018

Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."

by ulovetoast December 5, 2011