will nots

the bum hair on your anal (bread) if you will that sticks together and makes crafty little nots so it hurts to whipe..

THEY "WILL" "NOT" COME OUT

by COMPTON ASS BENOIT September 11, 2005

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

willnot

A piece of dried shit that gets caught in the hair around ones asshole due to inadequate wiping following a dump. They will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These willnots are so annoying

by backwash99 March 25, 2011