willknot

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

John willmott

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts

U go to John willmott enit

by Beastty August 8, 2019

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

wilnot

A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.

'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'

by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007

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this will not be published

this will not be published

by BlueStripes March 18, 2019

will not

a shit nugget stuck to your ass hair. It just "will not" come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit

Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.

by Biggussar January 26, 2008

willot

a shit faced poo man who would rig the election just to get the nicest room in his flat

make sure you don't do a willot when we move into our new home

by the meme king of bristol October 10, 2021