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a awesome friend that you'll love with your life but can also be the most perfect boyfriend ever he can be kind smart sweet and a Gentleman he will treat girls like they want to be treated he is smart nice sweet handsome funny and brave and the only thing he is scared of is losing his friends or the love of his life. you will fall in love with so much even when you Break up he will still love you but as a friend and you will spend hours and hours talking to him on the phone I consider you to find your self a wide boyfriend or friend
1#omg he is so cute I think I love him .😍
I love Wido he is the best friend in the 2#whole world.💘😢
Wido by Maria b. a December 20, 2016
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Big fit and sweet horse who loves carrots and treats! Also my favourite horse at the barn.
I rode on Wido yesterday and I used my new saddle pad. It looks so good on him!
Wido by baddestcunt May 11, 2023

alpha widow 

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
alpha widow by Bolo919 December 2, 2017

Alpha Widow 

A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (Beta Bucks) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract.
Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.

Gym Widow 

Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.
Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.

Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
Gym Widow by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Widow's Kiss 

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.
"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."
Widow's Kiss by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019