wibblefish

Similar to Douglas Adams's babelfish in that it is a small creature one inserts into one's ear. However, unlike the babelfish it affects the wearer such that they can't understand anything anyone says to them in any language even if they speak that language fluently. On a more positive note it also grants the ability to make the perfect slice of toast.

"He inserted the wibblefish into his ear and found to his astonishment that he could no longer understand his companions. From the horrified expressions on their faces he grasped that some form of danger was behind him but despite frantic..."

Quote from the book of Wibble.

wibblefish by G*MAN August 29, 2003

wibblement 

The movement of a blade after beeing impacted by a bullet.

"Look at the wibblement of that axe!"

wibblement by MFrame February 27, 2018

Masked Wibbler 

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

Masked Wibbler by platonicus October 28, 2018

wibble wibble

A sentence used to really confuse cold callers

Caller: "Hello, I'm calling from Coldseal Windows. Can I interest you in a new conservatory?"
Callee: "Wibble wibble"
Caller: "....excuse me? I.."
Callee: "WIBBLE WIBBLE! Duh!"
Caller: *click*

wibble wibble by Jon Fox November 1, 2006

hibble wibble

Derived from the ancient greek words "hibolious woblusous", relates to the movement of fat on a fat person when they move.

that fat bitch dancing be bringing on a whole world of hibble wibble. Shit!!!!

hibble wibble by fudger January 5, 2004

Wibble 

Covid deniers and conspiracy theorists who are a few cards short of a full deck

I was arguing online with this wibble

Wibble by Wibblewobblecovid January 2, 2021

wibley scribley 

for something to wobble around making it difficult to catch

I cant catch that knuckleball its to wibley scribley

wibley scribley by guy who tried to catch a pylon December 12, 2009