wishi

another word for simp

hey look, there is a wishi in the server.

by wishis fan July 6, 2021

Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

wishihog

When a itty bitty man 130 lbs who sleeps with a 400 lb woman and reaches that moment when his feet no longer touch the bed.

"Dude, your boy told me that story last night, what a wishihog!!"
"When my mind is telling me no, but MY body is telling me yes......"

by Tarb February 3, 2008

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.

Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.

by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010