whumptober

a collection of angst one-shots that are based on daily prompts in the month of October
usually used on ao3 and wattpad

"i can't believe it's october 21st already!"
"i know, we're already on day 21 of whumptober. my eyes hurt from all the crying."

by whatintheworld... January 19, 2022

whuffo

A person that has NEVER made a skydive. A virgin to the experience of skydiving.

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

Jumpers reply; That phrase is so tired. You'll never know until you do it. Now go away WHUFFO!

by tydyjav September 30, 2009

whuffo

n, A person who is not a skydiver (from the often-asked questions posed by prospective skydivers)

"Whuffo you jump out of them airplanes?"

by B. K. May 19, 2006

whuffed

To eat a large amount of food quickly. Usually said of marijuana smokers that have the munchies.

Woe dude you just whuffed down that turkey dinner in no time
!

by Danbridge October 8, 2007

Whumpage

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier

Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Whumpus

No one is completely sure what Whumpus truly is, all we know is that it will never be located. It's the missing piece of the puzzle that is our known universe.

"do you think this store's got whumpus on their shelves?"

"Mannnnnnn, ain't nobody got whumpus."

by Efroom August 16, 2017

whumpable

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.

A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖

by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020