Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.
by DaSNooZ April 3, 2009
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Steven: Oh yeah, there was no way I was gonna let him do that again, so i had to bust a Whoreantine and they didn't get together after that.
Steven: Oh yeah, there was no way I was gonna let him do that again, so i had to bust a Whoreantine and they didn't get together after that.
by Thee Drizzle September 20, 2010
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The act of sleeping with a guy in exchange for a place to stay, food and toilet paper, while rising out the covid 19 shelter in place regulations.
Britney will put herself into whorantine with Jimmy. She has no job or money but he has a house, a fridge full of food, and so many rolls of TP. He's not so bad looking either.
by MILFMAN2020 March 21, 2020
Get the Whorantine mug.Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.
by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008
Get the Mr Whipples' warranty mug.Too buy an item from a store. If that item breaks you return to the store buy the same item again and return the broken one saying that you bought it broken.
Johhny bought a Playstation 3 and broke it. So he went out bought the same PS3 switched the broken one to the knew one and returned it saying it was broken and got his money back all cash, and thats what you call a nigga warranty.
by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008
Get the Nigga warranty mug.Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.
Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.
by texlex61 January 29, 2009
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