Whoremoan

A band out of the UK whose genre's cover Metal, punk and alternative rock. With heavy grind sound and great riffs, these guys are great in concert. Feat. on StonerRock

John: Hey man! i just went to go see Whoremoan in concert the other day. IT RULED
Mark: Who are they?
John: THEY ROCK

by Rowanashley April 9, 2010

Whoremoan

used to describe a male or female who is as fake an orgasmic moan coming from a prostitute.

Girl #1: She keeps telling everyone that she's done drugs and thinks she's so cool. But she's never even looked at drugs.

Girl #2: What a whoremoan.

by Sam Pecor February 5, 2009

whoremoans

similar to the brain function "hormones". Only, whoremoans are when platonic male friends of females decide they want to jump the river & cross the line. Then when the girl gives in because she doesn't want to be rude & ruin their friendship, this is "whoremoans".

yeah, well Sally hooked up with Harry I guess. Her damn whoremoans or something.

by nicole C May 23, 2006

Whoremoan Therapy

Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.

It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back

by arbeit March 21, 2013

Whoremongler

A person (male or female) who dates, has sexual relations, screws, or rapes a nasty girl, aka whore.

Man, I was with insert name here last night!

Ew Dude, you're such a whoremongler!

by [K8LYN]luvz[HIMM] June 2, 2009

whoremoan imbalance

n. used to describe the problem when a male attends an all or primarily male school or event, and he gets really horny during or by the end of the schooling or event's duration

guy: i need to clean my room for your visit this weekend

girl: i like to clear off the desk with myself

guy: you're not helping this whoremoan imbalance i'm having

by ezmac October 2, 2007

whoremoans

When a cheating girlfriend bitches and moans about stupid things to force a breakup

John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!

by proffessor010 May 9, 2011