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Hillbilly whorehouse

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.
Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".
by longshlongsilver June 29, 2013
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Whorehouse

The common iPhone auto-correct for Whitehouse, but apple got one right this time.
1. "Mommy, I'm taking a tour of the whorehouse today!"
by Whorehouse#2 November 4, 2011
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whorebeast

A whore who is so large and hairy that he/she looks more like a sasquatch than a human being.
Yo momma is such a whorebeast, after I was done tossing her salad, I coughed up a hairball.
by Wang Delicious January 28, 2003
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whorebutter

a combination of semen from multiple parners mixed with skank goo and natural female juice.
Joel was trippin when he discovered that Laura was oozing whorebutter.
by Jeff Elrod August 25, 2008
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whorehouse price

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid
They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.
by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009
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Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014
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whorehouse

The place your dad sneaks out to while your mom is on her period or pregnant.
"Son, Daddy's going out of town on a buisness trip for the weekend."
by Sgt. Stfu September 20, 2004
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