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Whoroscope

When you predict your future hookups.
I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!
by Hocinetje August 1, 2019
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Whoreiscoping

The art of driving around with a buddy, smoking weed, and checking out girls.
Today, me and brett went whoreiscoping through campus.
by doffasaddy September 17, 2010
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Whoreacopterr

When your friend gets with your ex
"Jessica is such a whoreacopterr!"
by Whoreacopterr April 20, 2018
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Whoroscope

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.
Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”
by CtrlAltDeLICK March 27, 2025
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