Whoroscope

When you predict your future hookups.

I am telling you, this weekend we hook up. It's written in my whoroscope!

by Hocinetje August 1, 2019

Whoreiscoping

The art of driving around with a buddy, smoking weed, and checking out girls.

Today, me and brett went whoreiscoping through campus.

by doffasaddy September 17, 2010

Whoreacopterr

When your friend gets with your ex

"Jessica is such a whoreacopterr!"

by Whoreacopterr April 20, 2018

Whoroscope

(noun) /hôr-ə-skōp/

A daily prediction of your sexual energy, powered by astrology, thirst, and zero actual science.

Example:
Gemini? Your whoroscope says “text your ex and hydrate.”

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 27, 2025