Whoohf

A noise let out by an individual who usually sees something they're interested in sexually.

Oh my god.. Did you see her thighs? Whoohf!

by W0sh July 21, 2016

whoomp

Bowser's forward tilt. He extends his manly fist forward and denies recoveries like its his job. Once you hear the Whoomp, you know you have no chance.

Look at this falcon trying to recover. Mwuahahahah. Whoomp, whoomp, whoomp.

by God of the Kitchen July 13, 2010

whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.

by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

whoompshing

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

by trueluv January 24, 2011

whoomp.org

Another internet trickery but an opposite version of meatspin. It is a .gif of a woman showing her vagina and all of a sudden when you hear "Whoomp" a football pops out of her vagina. "Whoomp! There it is" by Tag Team played as a background music. Some might find it eye-burning and some might get an erection...
Another good site to pull a prank on your friends or family

Guy 1- Yo, you gotta check out whoomp.org!
Guy 2- No man, I got scarred so bad 'cause of meatspin
Guy 1- Dude, whoomp.org is an opposite version of meatspin.
Guy 2- Really?! Let's check it out!
(after watching whoomp.org)

Guy 2- ...what ...the ...hell! Dude that was still nasty!
Guy 1- At least it wasn't gay.

by BlooOcean May 1, 2008

Whoomp, there it is!

The best Tag Team song from the early 90's

Tag Team back again
check and direct and let's begin
Party on party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake your deriere
These three words when you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is!

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Whoomp, there it is!

"Check that shit out, nigga!" Saying this in the early 90's was cool. If you say it now, even the most mark-ass crackers will laugh their asses off at you.

I made a sweet fadeaway in the last game and to celebrate I hit the ground and break-danced on the court, then I got up, raised the roof a couple times and yelled "Whoomp, there it is!" Then the other team had to forfeit because they were laughing too hard at my sorry cracker ass.

by Nick D February 12, 2003