Whom

The pronoun who when used as the object of a sentence; A word no-one knows how to use correctly.

To whom this letter may concern....

With whom did you dance, Yesterday night?

Bob: "Whom killed Jeff? It was Colonel Mustard, with the candlestick!"
Sam: "Shut the fuck up, Bob. Using 'whom' doesn't make you sound British."

by Microwaved-Toast May 4, 2019

Whom

Whom is basically another word for who, used in several ways.

"who the fuck-"

"Language!"

"WHOM the fuck-"

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"Whom shall be the one to take the sword from the rock, to yield the power of only a god could for see? Whom may take the sword, and slay monsters from valley's that basically spell out D A N G E R? Whom may-

"Shut the fuck up, it's me bitch."

by The one and only meme god November 22, 2017

whom?

meaning who or what are you saying

whom? did you say?

by smithcaitlinriley July 4, 2009

Whom

An imaginary word used to trick students.

Actually, whomever is the formal definition." "No one asked you anything, ever so whomever's name is Toby

by Valstina January 11, 2011

Whom

A smart ass way a saying who

Person 1: who should I make this out to
Person 2: Don't you mean whom

by DFZR June 13, 2018

whom destroyer

a 14 year old boy named louis who calls beautiful woman; gremlin, midget, loser, stupid idiot, and bozo!

i hate you whom destroyer

by lilydestroyswhoms December 16, 2021

whom alert

An alert that is called by some one who, although was born in an English speaking country and speaks only English, is intimidated by others, especially immigrants, cultural minorities, and nerdy people, who speak the language better than he or she does.

By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.

Kumar: Excuse me, but to whom am I speaking to?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?

by Flagman00 July 6, 2011