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white cap 

An erupting zit, usually near your mouth, that is painful and soo terribly obvious to everyone else because the entire top half of it is white with puss. Usually once popped it pusses back up two or three more times and also bleeds like a bitch every time it is popped.
Damnit there is no way I'm getting any ass tonight with a white cap like this on my lip!
white cap by Allison's Giant Bush February 16, 2010
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When you bust a nut and the leftover cum on top of your penis head forms a white cap.
Damn bro I forgot to wash my dick and I had a white cap the next morning.
white cap by Filipe Marcos March 21, 2026

White Wool Cap 

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.
After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.
White Wool Cap by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

white capping 

When a male ejaculates and either places a tissue or white crew sock over his penis to absorb the semen.
White Capping; Wow, I have to clean up this mess before my mother comes in and finds it. Find me a tissue or a sock so I may place this white cap over my dick.
white capping by panzerk October 27, 2017

White Caper 

Australian slang for a white woman, tanning nude, face up.
"Aw mate, we're going to the beach today to look for some white capers."
White Caper by R.P.M. November 7, 2005

white caps

It's usaully said "white hats". It's a term mostly used in the phish parking lots and "heady" scene to describe obnoxious preppy frat boy types there to party and not as much for the music. These are also the "kids" who will most likely spend $300 on ticket to a sold out phish show. They are a lot of times "custies" as well.
did you see that white cap (white hat)? He's pretty obnoxious.

psh.
white caps by ashley January 31, 2004

White Trash Cappuccino 

A savory blend of french vanilla creamer,cocoa mix,and generic coffee that is heated in a microwave, then mixed in a blender to obtain the froth.
Come over so I can make you a White Trash Cappuccino.