When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
by KingJames 23rd January 25, 2010
Get the whiskey dickmug. The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
by SunDeviLaw January 8, 2014
Get the whiskey dickmug. The worst thing to ever happen. Common occurence when a guy has to get plowed before he will talk to a girl, then it gets to then end of the night, and his hard work is about to pay off. BUT NO!!!! Sometimes possible to still perform but weakly.
by The Pstives March 27, 2005
Get the whiskey dickmug. when you're all revved up and they can't get/keep it up; the most disappointing occurrence known to women-kind
Girl 1: So how was your night last night?
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
Girl 2: horrible, I was ready to fuck but he got whiskey dick.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard that's a problem people have been having with with adam
Adam: ***crying***
by yeplee April 16, 2015
Get the whiskey dickmug. When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.
Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!
by Arieh August 8, 2006
Get the whiskey dickmug. A scary monster.
Preventor of intercourse.
The sluggish buddy.
Jack (Daniels) does cock.
Booty buster.
An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
Preventor of intercourse.
The sluggish buddy.
Jack (Daniels) does cock.
Booty buster.
An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
by brintly September 26, 2004
Get the whiskey dickmug. by Betty Chingas December 22, 2007
Get the whiskey dickmug.