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Jamaican whirlpool

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The act of performing anal sex on a person of either sex while giving them a swirly and dreadlocking there hair in unison.
Travis was Receiving the Jamaican Whirlpool for his 20th birthday.

If this hoe dont pay me she will be expecting the Jamaican whirlpool for dinner.
by Benny Bashers! December 30, 2008
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Washington whirlpool

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the act of grinding up food and drinks and feeding it to your girlfriend. After she throws it up in a condom you freeze it and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
"Payton gave me a Washington whirlpool last night... secretly I sorta liked it"
by spectrum violet July 26, 2016
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Facebook whirlpool

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When a Facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend's status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists.
Kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM last night stuck in an absolutely deadly Facebook Whirlpool. He forgot to eat dinner, walk the dog, and completely blew off his date.
by austinfrog February 1, 2009
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Whirlpool

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I spent three hours with Bigpond support reformatting my computer in an attempt to "fix" my email problems. It turns out their servers have been down for a week. I wish I'd checked Whirlpool first.
by Tory Troll November 12, 2003
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Golden Whirlpool

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Peeing inside of a girl during sexual intercourse, while at the same time she is peeing.
I gave her a "Golden Whirlpool" last night after a long night of drinking since we both had to pee but didn't want to stop having sex.
by twistedperv August 27, 2011
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Whirlpool

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The act of spinning your penis around just as you ejaculate.
Billy: I totally pulled out last night and whirlpooled all over Jenna.
by Dexamethazone October 25, 2008
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whirlpool

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Dude, did you see that hot chick I was with last night! Totally whirlpooled her asshole.

You, whirlpooling son of a bitch!
by zen-pay December 1, 2007
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