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whirlpoon 

n. The act of having sex in a whirlpool; whirlpoons, whirlpooning.

v. To have sex with someone in a whirlpool;whirlpooning, whirlpooned.

See poon
n. " I had a great whirlpoon with that hot asian girl last night."

v. "I really need to go whirlpoon with that hottie Steve Lam."
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Whirlpooling 

when a group of guys surround a girl who is swimming and sexually assault her.
we wuz at da city pool when we saw dis drunk ho in da deep end, and we all started whirlpooling her.

japanese whirlpool 

When a woman clothed in only a raincoat is surrounded by a number of men (Usually in the double digits.) and they proceed to jerk off on her while shuffling in a circular motion around her. Similar to bukkake but with the inclusion of a raincoat and movement.
Meredick wants a Japanese Whirlpool from the Poon Tang clan but they refused.
japanese whirlpool by ADSTA5489 December 13, 2013

Whirlpoo 

When flushing, the last piece of fecal matter which rather than going down the pipe, becomes stuck in the swirling whirlpool at the bottom of the bowl and spins in place violently for upwards of several seconds before flushing properly.
I didn't know whirlpoos could last so long!
Whirlpoo by Riaayo January 17, 2011

brown whirlpool 

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.
Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.
brown whirlpool by Ktooms December 31, 2008

Whirlpool 

When five or more people jizz into a washing machine while it is on, so that the clothes get semen stains on them
Hey Mike, I got a new pair of jeans" "Whirlpool at your house NIGGA!
Whirlpool by monkaytitays69 January 9, 2011

whirlpool technique 

twirl your tongue over the top of his penis in a circular motion. Why this works so well is because the tip of your man's penis is by far the most sensitive part of it.
Ima whirlpool technique the shit outta your DICK BOO BOO
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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