whimpster

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.

The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.

by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005

Whimpering

To whimper is a small, insecure noise you make when

1. under pressure
2. before/after crying
3. scared
4. in pain
5. so excited you wanna scream. not always to good kind of excitement, can be like stress

whimpering has nothing to do with being a "wimp" but can

1. As the teacher passed out the test, Bob started whimpering nervously
2. Bob's crying faded to shaky whimpering as he kept clinging to his dead girlfriend's body
3. He was tied to a pole in a basement. Ducttape over his mouth, he whimpered
4. When she pulled the bullet from his arm, a small whimper of pain escaped his lips
5. As they waited in line for the huge rollercoaster, he started whimpering

by *the happy emo* August 18, 2011

Whimper

A whimper is something out of pleasure, like when a woman whimpers my lesbian ass has a heart attack.

Her: Mhm, fuck…
Me: Dude, that whimper got me going crazy

by I🩷gothgirls October 2, 2023

I hate your whimper

The immortal phrase uttered by one of the evil Skeksils in the Jim Henson film, "The Dark Crystal".

Chamberlain - mmmMMMMmmm
Skeksi - I hate your whimper!

by AesopRock311 April 14, 2010

whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.

Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."

by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010

Whimsper

When you try to whisper something but it comes out as more of a whimper

"Arughehh"

"Are you okay"?

" Yea it was a Whimsper"

by moneytrees98 December 9, 2018

whimpie

A very sloppy vagina

"Yo was her pussy tight?"
"Nah that bitch had a whimpie."

by Grabel December 10, 2006