Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

by Anneke October 5, 2003

to whatever end

another way of saying I Love You

To whatever end

by bobby_fisher_035 October 21, 2021

Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.

Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."

by Scrappy SamCat February 4, 2009

whatever lifts your luggage

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

Whatever Russ

A term you use when you agree or disagree with someone, or just want to blow off the conversation.

Also refers to Russ Griswold from the National Lampoons movies

Boy 1:"I dont want to go there, I hate that place"

Boy 2:"Whatever Russ"

by Christine80 February 21, 2007

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

whatevership

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.

I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"

by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016