Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

Wheaton's Rule

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

by lucius153 December 31, 2009

Wheetey

A person who is optimistic; never order his/her drinks with less ice at Starbucks; believes that NBA teams like the Suns can win a championship.

<No Body> ......

<Wheetey> Suns going to take it all the way!! Yay!!

by CarneFromTheBlock June 15, 2021

wheelock

One who is young and arrogant.

That new engineer is such a wheelock!

by Alster May 15, 2005

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

slums of wheaton

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.

As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.

by Jigga Diesel February 26, 2009

eeto my weeto

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021