Coon Wazzler

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.

"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"

by Blakey G May 22, 2016

Wazzles

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

by Penis inspector November 15, 2019

Bobby Whizzle

Another word for the dribbles of cum that release after you think you've cleaned up and done for the day, the part that gets your bell-end stuck to your pants. usually around ten minutes after sex.

"Heavens above! ive got Bobby Whizzle, it stings!"

"Lucy, is there anymore tissue, ive made a bobby whizzled mess"

by damage ink October 13, 2008

for shizzle my whizzle

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.

Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!

by BoneyZ September 25, 2008

Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

by MiketheBull April 26, 2011

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017

wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014