whatever

Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.

Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...

by Seamo March 29, 2008

whatever

When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU

Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.

by Miss AnGie January 20, 2003

whatever

aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.

"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"

by gaselite June 18, 2003

whatever

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

by escuchon May 20, 2008

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 06, 2003

whatever

A polite and less vulgar alternative to "FUCK YOU".

Jack: "Wow, what happend to you? You look like hell today!"

Jill: "Whatever"

by Anonymous October 10, 2003