by Rudy Huggins May 03, 2020
Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
by The cool guy 96 backwards June 09, 2021
It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
by MathPlus March 16, 2017
by cinnamonxsticks November 16, 2011
A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
by Kok man November 26, 2021
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 07, 2024