Whammer

A heterosexual individual who appears homosexual or camp, however is in denial .

Whammers are only official after the discovery of a wham cd in there collection.

Luke you look like such a Whammer. Get out of those jean shorts or at least grow a moustache.

by Carlton Jr June 1, 2011

whammel

(1) In East London slang, a term of endearment used to describe a grumpy, bitter and twisted old man.
(2) A working sailing boat ("Lune Whammel") originally designed in the early 1900s and most commonly found in the Lune Estuary / Morecambe Bay, Lancashire, England.
(3) Transitive verb meaning to turn over.

There's a whammel sailing that Whammel but he's not going to whammel for us.

by Cinders July 31, 2008

I've been whammied

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

by Granit May 15, 2014

whammydiddler

A whammydiddler is an anal probing device used to posses the minds of children playing xbox.

''Core blimey!'' shouted Karam ''he must be using a whammydiddler!''

by DaddyDildo69 August 10, 2017

Whammel

English Black Country word for dog.

I'm taking the whammel up the cut. Means I'm taking the dog for a walk along the nearby navigational waterway.

by rimaraf October 7, 2012

whammers

A massive pair of breasts.

Mate 1: Dude, did you see the whammers on that?

Mate 2: No mate, gutted.

Mate 1: nods to himself knowing he is the lucky one

by Chump Change October 13, 2005

Whammied

A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.

He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.

by alphabeast January 17, 2012