wham

A flexible word, can be a sound, or a verb, usually having to do with a hitting action.

1) as a sound: "...all of a sudden, WHAM!, my mom was on fire..."
2) as a verb: "...I just whammed my nards on that desk..."

by Phunky Monkey April 25, 2005

wham

Oh my. Choose life shirts sure do look cute on George Michael!

Ray: "Hey, Bob, hear the latest "Wham" single?"
Bob: "Nope. Hey Ray, is that a hole in your head?"
Ray: "Huh?"
BLAM

by Dr. Rock Redford Detroit January 16, 2004

wham

1. (Adjective)- Bammer, shitty, swag, shitty, crappy, cheesy, off-point,wack, awful,gay.
2. (noun) Bad weed.

3.(noun) A Bad experience or moment in time.

1. Mike- "Those hos are wham! One of them has camel toe and the other is a hefer."
2. Mo- "Did you get that weed from beanie mike? That shit was some wham. It was brown and contained no crystals. totally whammer."
3. Tanya- "That party last night was wham. There was no alcohol but an abundance of crackheads."

by martdeeze February 14, 2007

wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord

wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

wham

WHAM - Small football club from East London which support extending all the way to Essex (still better supported than Chelsea) Very appropriately share their name with a gay pop group from the 1980s.

WHAM are parading their trophey around Dagenham. Did they finish 6th in the Championship again??

by Qwerty123 July 29, 2008

wham

a word derived in Ashby-De-La-Zouch for Cocaine

"a up mate got any wham." "any wham left dude"

by 1965bus January 17, 2009

wham whams

prison slang for items bought from a list and picked up from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks.
see also zoom zooms

Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms

by prison linguist May 18, 2004