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Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.
'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'
by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018
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wallopson

That one friend everyone has who no one really likes because they push you into walls also can mean a friend who you two fuck around alot
jim and i were walking and he pushed me in a wall and i shouted you fucking wallopson
by wolly October 23, 2013
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walloper

Derived from the word wallop, which is onomatopoeia (a sound word) for an impact of some sort, it is a Scottish slang term for a penis, usually a large penis.

It is also used to refer to unpleasant people, much like dick, cock, prick and knob would be used in conversation.
"Jesus Christ, did ye see the size of that walloper he had on him?"

or

"He's a bleedin' walloper, and that's all there is to it!'
by Kraigy January 19, 2007
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meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.
Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.
by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008
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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020
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walloping

a severe malicious beating handed out by an enraged P-UNIT soldier.
If you see a street villian with a pink bandana around his face, chances are somebody has or is about to recieve a walloping.
by Sheik November 17, 2003
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Woodsfield Wallop

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013
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