wheelchair weed

Marijuana of such intense potency that it typically incapacitates its users, sending them into a state of mind-bending delirium.

John smoked some of that wheelchair weed and sat in his beanbag chair listening to Thermo surf rap for like three hours.

by XTreme Thermo Surf Rap Fan January 27, 2008

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

wheelchairtime

When you're so fucking drunk that you can't feel your legs or stand unassisted requiring the aid of a wheel chair.

Steve is so shit faced, get his fucking ass a wheel chair. He can't stand up and I think he shit his pants! Fuck this, get this dude a wheel chair! #wheelchairtime

by Wheelchair time justin November 15, 2013

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019

Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.

Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!

by JesusLice December 14, 2009

wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.

paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.

by Tony Oats December 6, 2006