Whaff

(v.) The act of fanning putrid smells/fumes towards an unsuspecting individuals nostrils. This action is typically performed in the presence of spouses or significant others.

Damnit baby.... don't whaff the dogs fart this way!! Whats wrong with you?

by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

Wha'f

Wha'f
Contraction for what if?

Wha'f you had a million dollars?

by Namahagetecno June 21, 2008

Whaffe

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?

Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

by Brantford674 April 26, 2011

Whaft

goon, nerd, retard, idiot, dickhead

girl1 - are you coming out with us and the boys tonight

girl2 - no :(
girl1 - how come???:s
girl2 - revishion
girl1 - Whaft

by Sophie beii xx March 19, 2010

whafro

a caucasian's afro

Napoleon Dynamite rocks the whafro

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Whafrican-American

A descriptive term for a white female who allegedly utilized Ancestry.com to justify her claim that she is black.

Criteria:
*Unproven Ancestry.com results of atleast 25% black.
*Must not beable to enunciate words properly.

Did you see that whafrican-american's youtube channel?

by ADeadlyTailor November 16, 2017

whafa

Short for what the fuck

Your buddy spills his and your beer on your wifes couch, you say "Dude WHAFA, go get two more...and bring a towel."

by jk26926 September 23, 2007