wetten

A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.

“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”

by jamasburg December 3, 2017

wittle dude

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.

"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."

by samuel micker November 3, 2011

wettening

The act of making something wet.

"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"

by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009

wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

wottle

A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.

Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"

"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"

by shebaspider August 25, 2006

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021