wet towels

A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.

Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)

by Nuckpang March 22, 2008

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wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015

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Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated

well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

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Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

by Burn Son! September 22, 2017

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Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.

Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

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Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.

He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.

by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010

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