wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009

gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe January 02, 2007

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 04, 2010

sloppy wet pissy fish

The smell that an unclean vagina omits

She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming

by Ryan_Hawkes September 20, 2009

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 26, 2014

wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 03, 2017

Wet Fish

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.

His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.

by WorfsTarg July 29, 2023