Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.

"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."

by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020

Wet Paper Bag

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.

by Sima June 30, 2005

wet tea bag

Someone who engages in wet teabaggery.

Man, Jeffery is such a wet tea bag!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019

wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

wet in the bag

When a person is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse. This term originated from a bag of lettuce that is close to expiring and there is visible condensation on the inside of the bag.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.

“How was Netflix and Chill with Sammie last night?”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”

by Walk Daddy Dolla$ April 21, 2018

walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007