Skip to main content
Your typical bleach blonde hoe that still lives with her rich parents in Westlake. She's been ran through every guy and most gals in school. This tramp is not clean and you will need to visit your doctor. Be Warned!
Don't let your daughters or sons around that westlake amber!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Westlake Amber mug.

westlake whore

Share definition
A funky looking blonde from Westlake Texas that has sex with anyone at anytime for anything. She is dry, cheap, loose and rank smelling. Think twice and turn on the lights!
by Westlake Cutie December 25, 2016
Flag
mugGet the westlake whore mug.

Westlake Cumdumpster

Share definition
A last resort scrodum dumpster located in The Villas on Lake Travis. It's open 24hours a day, 7 days a week to anyone.
by Westlake Lady V December 19, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Westlake Cumdumpster mug.

westlake weed whore

Share definition
A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!
by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016
Flag
mugGet the westlake weed whore mug.

Westlake High School

Share definition
Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.
Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.
by NewYorker901 October 23, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Westlake High School mug.

Westlake Middle School

Share definition
if you want to go to a school with bad wifi and rats come on down to wms. the school itself smells like cheese and the students love un poco loco and saying yeahhhhhhh.
so so timmy

yeahhhhhhhhh

hey where’d u get those rats
oh from wms
Westlake Middle School- worst school
by jeffy is our god May 19, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Westlake Middle School mug.

Westlake Village

Share definition
A small town about 25 minutes from Santa Monica and Los Angeles. When asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, "LA" though traveling to Los Angeles for any event is unheard of. Westlake lies on the edges of Oak Park and Agoura Hills, (home to the beginnings of HOOBASTANK and HELLOGOODBYE) yet considered a part of Thousand Oaks and sometimes referred to as "The Village" to those with ghetto tendencies. Yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich "upper class" soccer moms with boobs harder than the men they turn on. However, the good news is; at least Westlake mothers tend to actually HAVE money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like crap. However, as boring as "The Village" may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. Once home to Will Smith, Jessica Simpson, and Daryl Hannah. Currently home to Tom Selleck, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.
Kait: "There's a party in Simi Valley tonight, wanna go?"
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."
by L.Bow January 27, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Westlake Village mug.