Wendy's
A cheap yet relatively good burger joint. With fresh made burgers and great fries, along with mediocre chily and frosties usually in one flavor. But thanks to a conspiracy by McDonalds and Burger King, most visiting foriegn idiots have never heard of it, and others like it (see Sonic and Jack in the Box - and thus think that all fast food in America is Mcdonalds and/or Burger King.
What Wendy's - you mean there other American hamburger than MacDonald? - clueless tourist from god knows where.
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