Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017

Welching

When a group of people send it over to your house for 15 minutes and just absolutely destroy your house

Dickaournddays were caught welching Tyson house by paul

by Vincentibeast🖕 April 3, 2019

Welching

Thomas Thorneywork

Tom agrees to give £1000 if Ollie makes the put, Ollie makes the put but Tom then gives no money which is Welching.

by Hawkman99 November 22, 2019

welching

to not be serious or to be joking

Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING”
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”

by AGhgHhHa January 13, 2020

Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.

Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?

by Klydercal October 13, 2024

welching

to get a pack of welch's gummies, and to mush it until in a gooey state

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: What the fuck, I'm welching in here!

by Klydercal February 17, 2024