Weinerham

A pair of shoobs that are completely in love eith eachother, but won't admit it.

Flute-girl: Ugh, Randy and Howard are so annoying. Just date already.
Bucky: Yeah, they're weinerhams.

by Shoobs101 March 1, 2014

Kirk Weiler

Your daughter calls him daddy

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*

by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018

Anthony Weiner

Any 45+ married creep who likes to strip naked and send pictures of his weener to teenage college girls.

Girl 1: Wow, who's picture is that? (pointing at her friend's email).
Girl 2: Some Anthony Weiner keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.
Girl 2: Gross!

by zombiegirl88 December 10, 2011

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010

Weiner rot

The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.

He would surely get weiner rot after he urinated in his pants during a drunken stupor.

by Susanna M July 19, 2019

Weiner Kiss

The touching of the tip of the weiner to some surface of the skin on another being.

Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -

by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010