wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.

Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?

by Alessus November 29, 2010

Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.

There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.

by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020

Not all heroes wear capes

Not All Heroes Wear Capes is a catchphrase used to describe everyday people who do good deeds, indicating that people in reality, rather than fictitious superheroes, are capable of courageous behavior. The phrase is often used in sarcastic or humorous contexts for individuals have done something mundane, foolish or worthy of admiration.

American record producer Metro Boomin released his debut album Not All Heroes Wear Capes. The album debuted at number 1 on the Billboard album charts.

When somebody does a courageous and good deed... one would respond with “not all heroes wear capes”

by hithere373 June 5, 2019

Worse for wear

In poor condition.

I would not buy that car, because it looks a bit worse for wear.

I would have tapped that, but she looked a little worse for wear.

by Digilla June 1, 2012

Drink It or Wear It

A phrase used by Dimebag Darrell about alcohol. You either drink it, or you get soaked with it (wearing it).

From LA Ink:

Kat: "Oh, you wanna put that lettering in, right?"

Rita: "Drink it or wear it. And he meant it; if you didn't drink it, he threw it on you."

Kat: *laughs*

by Insert unique name here January 12, 2011