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Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.
"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"
by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013
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Weeping Suckle

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow
Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.
by Eddie K May 12, 2008
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weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
by Nrayly December 29, 2019
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Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
by David Atkins March 5, 2011
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Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.
Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)
by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009
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Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.
Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...
by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011
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weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!
BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!
by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008
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